Funny skits on dating

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A few moments later she said, "Then you used to kiss me." Mildly irritated, he leaned across, gave her a peck on the cheek and settled back down to sleep. The doctor said he could see her in two weeks, and meanwhile there's a simple, informal test the husband could do to give the doctor some idea of the dimensions of the problem. Start about 40 feet away from her, and speak in a normal onversational tone and see if she hears you. So he moves into the dining room, about 20 feet away. She said to the mortician, "Wonderful, wonderful, but where did you get that beautiful suit?

"After that," he continued, "it was just a matter of swapping the heads." Three Elderly Sisters Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live in a house together. Then she yells out, "Was I going up the stairs or down?

She then replies, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door." Quiz: How Old Are You Really? 0 - 5 = You're still young 6 - 10 = You are getting older 11 - 15 = Don't tell your age 16 - 25 = You're older than you think!

From the following list of 25 items, count all the ones that you remember -- not the ones you were told about! Be sure to pass this along -- especially to all your friends with really good memories.

• In an attempt to kill a fly, I drove into a telephone pole. So one evening he decided to go down and see how things were holding up.

• I had been driving for 40 years when I fell asleep at the wheel and had an accident. "I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot more as they get older. Much to his surprise, he heard voices shouting and laughing with glee.

I know we've been friends a long time, but I just can't think of your name. Please tell me what your name is." Her friend glared at her.

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